
RiffyDiffy
Welcome to my completely re-worked Carrd!
For the listography version, check here!
PFP from Animal Crossing: Mario Artist - Paint Studio (Edited with Paint.NET)
Notes
I have social anxiety and I do not like to talk to strangers on the internet. This is why I do not use Discord to chat with others, but to store files in them; I gave up that practice in September 2026 to move to Syncthing, meaning I no longer use Discord anymore.
For websites that allows people to contribute, like wikis and The Spriters Resource, I let my actions speak for itself and avoid injecting any disruptive content.
Old Garfield Edits
Once upon a time, 13-years-old me had the gall to make a bunch of Garfield edits to please myself, since I was a massive fan of the comic strip.Due to Carrd compressing the images to a .jpeg, I will leave a link to an ente gallery, which is more safe and secure.
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About Me

03/11/2007
Pisces
He/They
Male/Nonbinary
AUDHD
Bisexual
Canadian-Turkish
IKEA Lover
Native Language: Turkish
Other languages I speak: French, English
Learning: Reading Hiragana characters
Comments about Equifruit
Equifruit is a Montreal-based Fairtrade banana company that does its marketing a little differently from others, injecting sarcasm, cheekiness, internet language, pop-culture references and profanity to the mix (An example is their role of "Banana Badass" and one of their campaigns, "Five Freaking Dollars"). This is intentional; Equifruit's goal was to make people care about the importance of paying banana workers fairly... while speaking in the language of Generation Z/Alpha kids.Their belief that long strings of text and explanations will turn off people in today's "attention-poor society" is something I would highly disagree. While a little joke like a cartoon banana drinking a milkshake saying "If you buy this banana, you'll warm the heart of banana workers by paying them fairly" on the cover would get a cute laugh out of people, injecting an obscene amount of grating internet memes and pop-culture references to "relate" to people and hit it up with the "cool kids" is one of those ideas that feels ridiculously dumb to me... but also works in these days.It is all a matter of opinion whether someone likes that sort of marketing or not, but my point is that there are better ways to remind people about paying banana workers greatly than to insert a Wojack meme on an Instagram account. What they are doing is cliche, unoriginal and plain annoying for people like me.This does not mean I am anti-Fairtrade or that I do not care about banana workers at all. I do care about them; what I suggest is getting rid of the unnecessary stuff that might get tiring in the future if done repeatedly. This means no internet memes, no following trends, no "how do you do fellow kids" anything, even if it won't work at all with people that have poor attention spans. Let the product speak for itself instead of using a drawing of a screaming goat or slapping a celebrity's portrait onto the label with big text saying "THEY EAT THIS, AND YOU SHOULD TOO", SuperBowl-style.
Comments about privacy
There's a lot to talk about...I think importance towards privacy is great for folks who wants a little peace of mind in their lives. While I commend the developers for putting a lot of care in developing privacy software and apps, one of my biggest sources of frustrations is exaggerated rhetoric in privacy marketing and activism.Catchy one-liners like "The human resistance needs you" and "Big Tech is spying on you" are designed to grab attention, it's elementary. Of course, this doesn't always happen, but it's still there. During my time on the internet, there have been quite a few websites whose marketing veers towards fear-based language.This "surveillance" some websites claim is actually telemetry. Telemetry collects data in order to improve experiences and/or products. There have been ethical concerns and discussions on how much data is being collected and how ad providers tend to make an anonymous profile for them to show ads to other people.Some people don't mind telemetry, while some do and choose to use privacy-oriented alternatives. Unfortunately, the loudest group tend to dominate the internet, and there may be times where aggressive rhetoric in marketing and blowing a small thing out of proportions wins out more than a nuanced explanation. This is what makes my blood boil. I won't stop them from using rhetoric if it means to raise awareness, however, in times like this, I wish for nuanced explanations and marketing to be more common in the privacy community.
Comments about Fandom
After reading the controversy section on Wikipedia, I think it's fair to say that I will rarely come back to Fandom.That does not mean I am going to yell at Fandom and say horrible things at it. Instead, what I am getting at here is because there have been many problems surrounding Fandom, like the Grimace Shake ads, some wikis like Hollow Knight have hosted their own MediaWiki instance to regain total control and ensure an ad-free experience for readers.I, too, am a big supporter of independent wikis, which is why you will find me in a few of NIWA's wikis. If I need to visit a Fandom wiki, I can use BreezeWiki, which is a website that removes distractions and gives you just the page's content only. As a last resort, I can go to the original page, armed with an ad blocker.However, I do have some criticism towards Fandom, and I am going to explain them calmly here. For each Fandom wiki, there is a Forums section where anyone can make threads and comment on it. This is okay for me, but most of the time in my own opinion, wikis should be about documenting content. Some MediaWiki wikis have Discord servers or separate forums websites to remedy for this.Alongside that, in some wikis, vandalism is sometimes common. There are also some wikis that incorporates strange and nonsensical comments in an episode's gallery, have user-made userboxes that lean heavily into black and white thinking (Here's an extreme example I got from the Battle of Dream Island Wiki), and unnecessary toxicity and drama. These criticisms are why I am more comfortable with independent wikis whose job is to document and archive content.
Comics
These are all the comics I created using Syrupyy's Cookie Comic Creator and Cookie Run Comic Studio. I've stopped making comics ever since I retired from the Cookie Run series after 5 years, so these are pretty old by now. Prior to my retirement on May 2025, the last comic I made was the Butter Shenanigans Teeniepings one.If you'd like a rough timeline, the comics I created were from 2021 to 2025. That's how old they are.Fun-fact: I also created some in my Macbook Air, however, I'll add them later in a separate section.
Butter Shenanigans (Archive)
This is all the old Butter Shenanigans comics I made that were later updated.

Butter Shenanigans
This is a discontinued Cookie Comic Creator/Comic Studio series that first started as a silly thought. Since I made a lot of Butter Shenanigans comics, It'd be best to make a separate section for them.The comics highlighted in green means it's updated.












































Cookie Run Comic Studio




This came from an X post the English Cookie Run: Kingdom account posted.

ProblematicPeriwinklePlum made the custom sprites for the lizard.

My very first comic made in Cookie Run Comic Studio. Believe it or not, I was part of the beta tester team.


Custom sprites by Yappy_zapzap.

Memory is starting to become foggy, and I don't know why I made this in the first place.
Cookie Comic Creator
These are all the comics I made with the now-extinct Cookie Comic Creator. I also provide commentary in some of these comics.


For confidential reasons, the names, and their icons were censored. (Expect I forgot to censor one. Oops.)


It was from a screenshot in the CRK Wiki forums that prompted me to make this.



In no way am I an encyclopedia of pop-culture reference, but this might be referencing The Shining.



Translated: I do not. The very suggestion makes me nauseous.


Original dialogue from a Roblox meme.


This one came out of a joke about how dogs acted in the mobile life simulation game "BitLife".

I'm... not proud of that one.







Someone said that a lot of people on Twitter drew him shirtless.


This was the last comic I posted in the wiki before entirely leaving to pursue other projects.

If I remember correctly, the second dialogue the Incorrect Quotes Generator spitted out originally said "Screw you, I'm not kissing any of you."

Here's a story (From my memories): A fan of Sparkling Cookie from the CRK Wiki went insane over this pose, causing the thread to be entirely removed due to absolute toxicity.

Prior to the removal of the thread, I calmed things down with a fun reference to the Backwards Long Jump glitch from the Japanese version of Super Mario 64. It never fixed anything.


Yeah, "Afrogaytoes" was one of the more dumber nicknames given by the Cookie Run: Kingdom Wiki forums. Why anyone would call him that or created that nickname is beyond me.

Hmm, this was sort of a reaction image for whenever someone made a "cursed" thread in the Wiki, just like the Eclair Cookie one..

Kind of inspired by Syrupyy's dabbing comic?

"Fishogato" was a common name for Affogato Cookie, and that meant a fountain of overused Affogato Cookie jokes. Ugh...


Comparisons to Elsa from Disney's Frozen and Frost Queen Cookie blew up HARD in the wiki...

I've been watching WAY too much GEMINI HOME ENTERTAINMENT.

Last panel dialogue is from a big Shy Guy in Paper Mario.



What happened was that I saw negative comments about her costume on the CRK Wiki and got mad.



This one came from a random Incorrect Quote Generator output. Now that I think about, I really shouldn't have used it. Sometimes they're filled with adult humour and profanity in them.

It was just a dumb coincidence I pointed out!



That "Bruh, what-" text was unintentional. I never spoke like that.



References Cookie Comic Creator's secret sort feature.

A Cookie Run: Kingdom Wiki admin (who I used to be friends with) named MIAWSTIC had this headcanon about Lobster Cookie and Mocha Ray Cookie being married.


These three Cookies are actually someone's most favourite Cookies, and that someone was a Cookie Run Kingdom: Wiki admin I used to be friends with: MIAWSTIC.

Dialogue taken from Looney Tunes/Merry Melodies - Russian Rhapsody. These days, I wouldn't recommend watching it because it has so many Nazi imagery, and has a racist Japanese joke at the end.

My very first comic made in Cookie Comic Creator.
(WIP) Links and friend codes.
Spriters Resource Submitter Page
YouTube
Switch: SW-3239-4913-2018
Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Happy Home Paradise HHN ID: RA-3405-4872-7301Read my comments about The Sprites Resource here.
I used to have a FANDOM Wiki account, but I shut it down in April-May of 2022. If you're browsing through wikis, expect to find me in NIWA's independent wikis.For Wikipedia: You won't find me contributing there, even if I have an account. Unfortunately, I have been blocked indefinitely because I added "Honk" to my userpage, claiming that I was using my editing skills to promote or advertise stuff. This is wrong, and I would never do something like this on Wikipedia. However, contacting Wikipedia to lift the ban to my account would be difficult, and since I have social anxiety, I am unable to contribute to Wikipedia other than to read their articles.You can read my comments on Fandom here.
Baldi's Basics Wiki (Contributions)
Super Mario Wiki (Contributions)
Inkipedia (Contributions)
Nookipedia (Contributions)
WiKirby (Contributions)
MiiWiki (Contributions)
Comments about The Spriters Resources
I rarely comment, nor do I check the comments. Comments can be used to improve a spritesheet or request if something's missing. However, some have used comments as a mean to say random nonsense, like the Froggy Chair model submission from Animal Crossing: New Horizons, which frustrates and baffles me.I also do not approve of sheets that have inappropriate commentary and jokes or intrusive content incorporated in them. Sheets with those things can make the user pay more attention to the joke itself rather than talking about the sheet. This is still accepted on the website, but it remains one of my biggest frustrations and a source of anger, and I do not wish to visit these sheets. I am not insulting anyone who makes spritesheets. Everyone did a great job at preserving content from video games. My whole point is that a spritesheet that has less joke commentary is more likely to be taken seriously, but this is just my own opinion, and it shouldn't be taken at face value....Correction. Sheets that have profanity, innuendoes, memes or wildly off-topic jokes and content are the ones that bother me a lot. Something like a sketch of Big Man in a sheet doesn't annoy me.
Misc.
Main Ente Portfolio
Doodles Gallery(I don't use social media to post my art due to social anxiety and the unspeakable amount of toxicity in there, so I'm posting them in two separate Ente links. One for my fan-arts and one for my doodles.)
Others
Youtube Videos
Fav. Charaters
Only the Cookie Run Franchise is mentioned due to the re-worked carrd being a WIP. If you want to see the full list, I recommend checking out my listo here. Most of them are comforts.
The ones with a heart means they are my absolute comforts.Cookie Run

Cream Puff Cookie❤️

Onion Cookie❤️

Latte Cookie❤️

Tiger Lily Cookie❤️

Parfait Cookie❤️

Snow Sugar Cookie

Almond Cookie

Raspberry Cookie

Madeleine Cookie❤️

Cotton Candy Cookie❤️

Choco Bonbon Cookie❤️

Dark Cacao Cookie❤️

Mont Blanc Cookie

Red Velvet Cookie

Tea Knight Cookie

White Choco Cookie

Moonlight Cookie

Fig Cookie

Ananas Dragon Cookie

Sugar Glass Cookie❤️

Pizza Cookie

Choco Ball Cookie❤️

Peperoncino Cookie❤️

Captain Caviar Cookie❤️
Cosmonious High

Speks

Penk
Other

Ferris the Crab


Comments about...
These are all the comments I have for a particular topic and what I think about them. Most of them are opinionated and should not be taken at face value.
Comments about Fandom
Comments about privacy
Comments about Equifruit